A man finds out his wife is chea.ting on him…

So he walks into a bar.

The bartender asks “Why are you looking so blue?”

The man replies “I just found out my wife is chea.ting on me. I’ve decided I’m going to drink myself to death. I’ll have some whiskey please.”

The bartender looks shocked and says “I’m sorry, but I can’t help you k*ll yourself.”

The man asks “Well what would you do in my situation?”

The bartender thinks for a bit and says “If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn’t sit around feeling sorry for myself, I’d k*ll the guy.”

The man jumps up from his stool and shouts “That’s a great idea! Thanks!” and runs out of the bar.

A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous. Suddenly the man walks back into the bar with a big smile on his face.

“Did you k*ll the guy?” The bartender asks nervously.

“Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please.”